Wednesday, December 21, 2011

The Pleasures of the Beardhole

When a man grows a beard, his mouth becomes his beardhole. The beardhole is merely a component in the overall aesthetic of the beard; a powerful mating display not unlike a peacock's tail feathers. Its secondary function, however, is to receive sensory pleasures (otherwise known as food). Humans primarily use their sense of taste -- the most delicious of the senses -- to enjoy these pleasures. The purpose of this blog is to not only catalogue the sensory pleasures of the author's beardhole, but to retell the life experiences of the author as he seeks to help his beard achieve culinary enlightenment.

Let the journey begin.

1 comment:

  1. The photo of the so called "racist fuck" you posted is a gentleman by the name of Joe Bonadio. He is the son of immigrants from Calabria, and personally experienced plenty of discrimination growing up (blacks/Hispanics are not the only ethnic groups that have been discriminated against).

    In the 1940s he walked everyday from Beechview to the Hill (a black neighborhood) to go to school. In the 1950s he taught golf to Dizzy Gillespie (a black performer you have probably never heard of).

    I know this is a blog and that journalistic decency is not a prerequisite, but try to do just 5 minutes of research before you post inflammatory things about people you know nothing about.