Wednesday, December 21, 2011

The Pleasures of the Beardhole

When a man grows a beard, his mouth becomes his beardhole. The beardhole is merely a component in the overall aesthetic of the beard; a powerful mating display not unlike a peacock's tail feathers. Its secondary function, however, is to receive sensory pleasures (otherwise known as food). Humans primarily use their sense of taste -- the most delicious of the senses -- to enjoy these pleasures. The purpose of this blog is to not only catalogue the sensory pleasures of the author's beardhole, but to retell the life experiences of the author as he seeks to help his beard achieve culinary enlightenment.

Let the journey begin.